- "Oh.My.God, there's a spider in my safety vest" I hear myself yell.
I quickly take the vest off and start to pull on my tank top, in total panic. I don't care of I'm showing my bra, I want the spider OFF me, hear it!!!
- Oh. My. Where the hell is it? Where is it???? (By the way, no one replies to me, they are laughing their asses off.)
Anyway, after 3-4 minutes of pulling on my tank top ( up and down) and moving it around... I hear my friend tell his 12 years old son "Son, you now know what you have to do if you want a girl to take her shirt off, just tell her there's a spider inside of it. " Thanks pal, yer funny.
Later my friend TheNurse shouts:
We all know that No Nonsense girl is terrified of insects and now we know she is wearing a beige seamless bra. Thanks for showing us your boobs, especially to The Seminarian (studying to become a catholic priest).