13 random question...

1. Have you had sex in the past 24 hours? not at all.

2. Do you have hairy legs? If I didn't shave I would.

3. Are you afraid to die? No, I just don't want to

4. Do you think OJ was guilty? Hell fucking yes.

5. How many fillings do you have? too many to counts?!

6. Did you ever bring a weapon to school? nope, I'm afraid of weapons

7. Do you like to have fun? Yeah, totally!!!!

Do you wanna answer these??? Happy TT!!!!

8. Do you like drama? Not in my life, not anywhere

9. Do you ever eat because your depressed? Do I what???

10.Do you smoke anything? I quit smoking cigarette in February 2007, I don't smoke and don't do drugs.

11.Do you wear a lot of black? Yeah, I do

12.Do you know what a sphincter actually is? Who doesn't???

13.Would you rather swim in the ocean or a lake? Ocean, anytime, anywhere.

Happy Thursday Thirteen, answer these if you wanna.

Guts VS balls...

We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below.

GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: 'You're next.'

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death.


Learn something new everyday eh???