1. Did you?
"Nope I didn't, I didn't even get close to it. It would take a miracle
2. Do you love me?
"I wish I did, I just can't let go and love you. I have tried, I just can't seem to fall in love with you"....
3. Was it good for you?
"I enjoyed it as much as a visit to the dentist. You couldn't tell huh????"
4. You are such a good kisser!!!
"Well big news for you, you don't! You are irritating my face with your freaking tongue. Keep that damn thing inside your mouth. You are NOT a puppie."
5. Are you going to vote for me?
"In your dreams dude, when hell freezes over!!!!"
6. Things will never change, life sucks, life's a bitch!
"Good grief, wonder why eh? With an attitude like that, no doubts life can be difficult...."
7. Can you do this?
"I can but the question is, are YOU gonna pay me?"
8. Do you love your church?
"Yeah, I love God, converted my life to him. It's the freaking Vatican I have issue with. "
9. What do you think of this?
"You don't want to know, I swear, you will regret asking me..."
10. How did you get through this?
"Dude, I survived and moved on because I don't spend time dwelling on things like this. There is no easy answer. It is called resillience, deal with it. Some people are stronger than others I guess eh?"
11. What would you do for a millions bucks???
"Dude, what wouldn't I do???"
12. What do you think of your "fantastic" mayor?
"Lets move on. Do I really have to support each and every one in their battles? NAH!!!!, I didn't think so."
13. Does celibacy and lack of sex bothers you?
"Lack of what??? And you are? How's that any of your business? "