Wednesday, November 14, 2007

13 things I thought about but didn't say out loud...







1. Did you?

"Nope I didn't, I didn't even get close to it. It would take a miracle"

2. Do you love me?

"I wish I did, I just can't let go and love you. I have tried, I just can't seem to fall in love with you"....

3. Was it good for you?

"
I enjoyed it as much as a visit to the dentist. You couldn't tell huh????"

4. You are such a good kisser!!!

"Well big news for you, you don't! You are irritating my face with your freaking tongue. Keep that damn thing inside your mouth. You are NOT a puppie."

5. Are you going to vote for me?

"In your dreams dude, when hell freezes over!!!!"

6. Things will never change, life sucks, life's a bitch!

"Good grief, wonder why eh? With an attitude like that, no doubts life can be difficult...."

7. Can you do this?

"I can but the question is, are YOU gonna pay me?"

8. Do you love your church?

"Yeah, I love God, converted my life to him. It's the freaking Vatican I have issue with. "

9. What do you think of this?

"You don't want to know, I swear, you will regret asking me..."

10. How did you get through this?

"Dude, I survived and moved on because I don't spend time dwelling on things like this. There is no easy answer. It is called resillience, deal with it. Some people are stronger than others I guess eh?"

11. What would you do for a millions bucks???

"Dude, what wouldn't I do???" lol

12. What do you think of your "fantastic" mayor?

"Lets move on. Do I really have to support each and every one in their battles? NAH!!!!, I didn't think so."

13. Does celibacy and lack of sex bothers you?

"Lack of what??? wink And you are? How's that any of your business? eek"

37 comments:

WorksForMom said...

Oh this was so funny and oh so true. Cute list!

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Nicholas said...

I would reply to many of those just the same way you do, especially #11.

It seems to me that only our doctor or very very close friends would have the right to ask you #13, but I seem to hear the voice of experience there!

You have your options set so that people without Blogger accounts can't be linked to their comments :(

Nicholas

http://agentlemansdomain.typepad.com

No Nonsense Girl said...

Nicholas, did my update worked? Can you do what you weren't able to do?

pussreboots said...

Happy TT and thanks for stopping by.

jenn said...

What a great list.
Happy TT!

Malcolm: said...

If #s 1 and 3 are questions about what I think they are... the person/people who asked them deserved to get hit with the answers that you thought about giving them.

Susan Helene Gottfried said...

Ooh, those were good. And as your blog was loading, your comment on mine showed up. How wild is THAT?

Yeah, I know. Dance on the bar wild.

It's been one of those days... your comments are dead-on.

Happy TT!

No Nonsense Girl said...

Malcom: a partner has to mean their question. There's guys that just ask and don't want to know... There's guys that don't give a shit...

I can't speak for everyone but in these 2 cases, it was best I shut the hell up... :)

Greatfullivin said...

Great List...gives new meaning to biting your tongue. You can still think it. Happy TT. I am not so thrilled with the vatican either.

Lori said...

OK...I totally loved #10...I swear, you and I are WAY too much alike..lol. You always make me life. I love it!! Great list. Happy TT my friend.

Jenny McB said...

This was great and is your tongue sore from all the biting?

I just read a book and your 13 reminded me of it, I think you would enjoy

Queen of Babble in the Big city by Meg Cabot- The character in the book reminds me of you! Fun and very witty!

julia said...

'Was it good for you?' is a question that should never be asked. If you have to ask it, the answer is probably no. If it's yes, you don't really need to ask. Problem solved!

AnGlOpHiLe FoOtBaLl FaNaTiC said...

Oh, I knew it would be dripping with naughty! My problem isn't with the V, but with a lot of the bishops.

crazy working mom said...

Hah! great list. You had me rolling with this one. :)

Thanks for the laughs.

Open Grove Claudia said...

Why do I feel like I just peeked in on your confession.... ;) You are a crack up!

Happy TT!

Pamela Kramer said...

That's great! Who knew you were keeping so quiet. lol

Raggedy said...

That was great!
Terrific Thursday Thirteen!
My TT is posted.
Have a wonderful day!
Happy TT'ing!
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Raggedy

Natalie said...

Hehehehehe!

The Gal Herself said...

Oh, you warned us this would be a good one and it is! You're on a roll. Last week's non-list, and now this one. I look forward to your TTs! (For what it's worth, I've started saying #9 out loud, at least to friends.) And thanks for visiting my TT.

damozel said...

What a great list. I have to admit, I've thought a lot of these things too and nearly bitten my tongue off to keep from saying them.

I laughed and laughed at 13.

Baba's Blog .. Babies Are Special said...

Good morning, Thanks for your visit to my place.The answer to " was it good"?.. should be Better than nothing or Make it or fake it....baba

amypalko said...

Number 6 is so typical of that victim mentality, isn't it. How much would their life improve with a heavy dose of positive thinking! Incidentally, tact is a wonderful thing, is it not?

Bloggers said...

That was a great list!!

Thank you for visiting my TT

Xakara said...

I can't believe someone who wasn't close to you in that way or asking as a physician would ask you #13. That's just crazy.

I don't often refrain from answering, but I'm always diplomatic when I do. Even when saying something someone else really doesn't want to hear. It makes it easier to get through those questions I just can't answer because there is no diplomatic response.

Thanks for the smile :)

~X

MamaLee said...

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

GREAT list. Very funny! Happy TT!

Vixen said...

Those are all so funny. You crack me up! Have a great TT. Talk to you soon.

(woohoo, you changed the comment thingy!)

savvyprchick said...

Those are great! I need to keep track of things I don't say too!

Sandy Carlson said...

As I read this sequence, I thought of the local clergy and the local politicians who have destroyed countless lives in our community. The reading was cathartic. Thank you. God bless.

Nap Warden said...

Well said all around!

Patti said...

LOL! This is a great list!! You are too funny! Happy TT!

Holly said...

Oh funny!!! Very close to what I've thought at times on some of them. (if only people could hear what we think ...we'd probably be flogged...)

Smiles,
Holly
http://theabundanceplace.com

Jill said...

To number 13, I will have respond "No, I have a man for every days of the week!"
I would have keep my mouth shut, but probably would have think the same thing as you!!

amanda rae said...

nice list! happy tt!

Wacky Mommy said...

Yer funny.

Wolfie said...

Yup..sometimes there are thoughts / things we think abt but will not say it out loud..very often I've this "problem"..

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