Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Someone asked for a church story, here's one...

Overheard after the PAC meeting tonight... We were having coffee and wine after the meeting, Older dude and former politician decide to leave. We all say goodbye... The get back 30 seconds later telling us the door's locked. I take TFB's keys and offer to unlock it. I get to the door:


Older Dude: Aren't you scared to be alone with us?

Me: Nah, why would I be???

OD: I told former Politician I would push you on the wall (then he tries to push me gently, jokingly done, cornering me)

ME: I'm warning you, having your ass kicked by someone who wears steel toe shoes will be painful...

Former Politician cracks up and laughs his ass off lol Older Dude wasn't laughing...lol

Honest to God dude, don't piss off a woman on her period. wink It's dangerous!!!!

6 comments:

Julia Phillips Smith said...

LOL!! I'm laughing my ass off, too! Former Politician had your number, No Nonsense Girl. Older Dude hasn't come to grips yet with his own 'older dude'-ness.

By the way, I scrolled down and discovered that not only did you get the Nice Matters Award - congratulations! - but you got your JOB!! Congratulations!!!

Addicted to crafting said...

Hi Julia,

You are right, he's getting close to 80 years old, I don't think he'll ever get the fact that he aged. but whatever... LOL!!!!


Thanks for both things Julia, I'm very very proud!!!! :)

Open Grove Claudia said...

Very funny! Good for you! :)

Addicted to crafting said...

Thank you claudia!!!! I don't think he'll make stupid jokes anymore!!! :P

SandyCarlson said...

What is it with old men these days? They all think they're Paul Newman or Robert Redford. Good grief! Keep the boots handy!

Addicted to crafting said...

I dunno sandy, but they need to get a grip!!! LOL!!! Don't worry, I'll keep the boots handy!!!